Tag «bullshit»
Fear is the Key
“Fools” said I, “you do not know”
It’s pretty customary to give younger friends and family members little tidbits of advice when they graduate highschool. You got tidbits at your graduation party, or questions thinly veiled as advice. “Where are you going to college?” means “You have to go to college.” Or “You should use some of the money you’re getting from …
Killed the Radio Star
Apparently we’re all murderers. “Millennials… Killing Harley’s Sales” “Millennials are Killing Chains Like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee’s” “Millennials are Killing the Beer Industry” “Millennials are Killing the Napkin Industry” “Millennials are Killing the Golf Industry” (this one kind of follows the theme, but mostly I want you to remind me to talk about this …
I’m an Asshole
I was talking with a very honest friend recently, and she said that in a relationship, one person is always the asshole. In context it was funny, but I also think there’s some truth to that. I also think that in the healthiest relationships, people take turns being the asshole. I’ll explain. First, I …
If I Had a Million Dollars
We have many animals, and I’m sure you’re all wondering, “How do you come up with names for all those critters?” Let the curiosity end here! All of the animals Kayla and I have bought together have one naming convention in common; they’re all named after items in the Barenaked Ladies song If I had …
Where Do the Children Play?
In our circle of friends, RISK has always been our excuse to get together and hang out, usually for absurdly long game sessions. One complaint we always had was that the countries on the RISK board were often too small to accommodate large armies (of plastic game pieces). At the time, we had a hand-me-down …
We Just Disagree: Seating
Finding furniture for our house can sometimes be a real chore. I have already mentioned Seth’s penchant for picking up nearly anything off of the curb and bringing it home. But one topic upon which we can have an especially difficult time agreeing is when it comes to upholstered pieces like couches and chairs. Kayla …
We Just Disagree: Buying Flooring
This is a joint post. We figured it might be fun to share some of the things we disagree about and get some outside opinions on the matter. Today we’re going to discuss flooring options (for our upstairs renovation, but also just in general). Kayla’s opinion is in blue, and Seth’s is in green. Seth …
They’re only words
I started writing my first blog post, got about halfway through, then realized some of you may not know what the fuck I’m talking about, because you don’t have a background in land usage. I decided to instead make my first post about words, word usage, and my opinions about language in general so that …